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( this is Michael Guerin, right? )

Who would've thought Katherine Pierce would have been my zen ex-girlfriend. I'm starting to resent the timeline differences. Half of me wants to stake her and half of me wants to fuck her.

Forget that last part since you're still in love with me.

I'm not, nor do I anticipate being, in love with you. Which is why I think you have the wrong person.

( he considers playing along, seeing why it is he wants to stab katherine. he's trying to be a better person. )

I also think that's a fairly normal reaction to exes, provided you don't act on the former.

( the problem is that he got drunk and texted people. and then hours later those messages just end up with the people he didn't intend. )

Well, we both know this wasn't meant for you. If it isn't he of the chiseled jaw and the remarkably even temperament.

Is that what people think of me? I've been known to rage a time or two.

Sorry? For receiving the TMI.

I haven't heard any stories.

Are you apologizing for something you couldn't control?

It seems like something I shouldn't have been privy to, so... ( yes?? but you're still on watch. )

Have you ever heard of the word, hyperbole

Oliver?

In my multiple failed education attempts? Yes.

Do you not feel bad when you walk in on something you weren't supposed to see?

It depends on what I walked in on and if I was asked to join in.

( nobody asked for this, damon. )

Going with empathy's usually a no-go.

Empathy doesn't win you any rewards with me. But, I appreciate that guilt you're still swimming in.

What makes you think I'm looking for a hand-out for being a good person?

I didn't say that. Nor, would I.

What do you mean by rewards then?

I just meant, empathy's not your best move, something you already discovered with your 'no-go' comment

( he debates it for .05 seconds and then— )

I'm friends with Katherine.

You mean you live with Katherine. That's your roommate, isn't it? She of the magic wards. Keeping the unwanteds out.

I live with my wife. She was my roommate though, at the begining.

I'm thinking you're one of the undesired.

You should be thrilled she wants nothing to do with me, then.

Why should I be thrilled?

If you were worried I had it out for her. You're her friend.

Katherine wanting nothing to do with you doesn't negate you from having it out for her.

Hm. You're right. I still don't have it out for her. She's beyond me. Literally. I'm ancient history.

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