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[caputium]

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[caputium]

I'm not, nor do I anticipate being, in love with you. Which is why I think you have the wrong person.

( he considers playing along, seeing why it is he wants to stab katherine. he's trying to be a better person. )

I also think that's a fairly normal reaction to exes, provided you don't act on the former.

[unforgivably]

( the problem is that he got drunk and texted people. and then hours later those messages just end up with the people he didn't intend. )

Well, we both know this wasn't meant for you. If it isn't he of the chiseled jaw and the remarkably even temperament.

[caputium]

Is that what people think of me? I've been known to rage a time or two.

Sorry? For receiving the TMI.

[unforgivably]

I haven't heard any stories.

Are you apologizing for something you couldn't control?

[caputium]

It seems like something I shouldn't have been privy to, so... ( yes?? but you're still on watch. )

[unforgivably]

Have you ever heard of the word, hyperbole

Oliver?

[caputium]

In my multiple failed education attempts? Yes.

Do you not feel bad when you walk in on something you weren't supposed to see?

[unforgivably]

It depends on what I walked in on and if I was asked to join in.

[caputium]

( nobody asked for this, damon. )

Going with empathy's usually a no-go.

[unforgivably]

Empathy doesn't win you any rewards with me. But, I appreciate that guilt you're still swimming in.

[caputium]

What makes you think I'm looking for a hand-out for being a good person?

[unforgivably]

I didn't say that. Nor, would I.

[caputium]

What do you mean by rewards then?

[unforgivably]

I just meant, empathy's not your best move, something you already discovered with your 'no-go' comment

[caputium]

( he debates it for .05 seconds and then— )

I'm friends with Katherine.

[unforgivably]

You mean you live with Katherine. That's your roommate, isn't it? She of the magic wards. Keeping the unwanteds out.

[caputium]

I live with my wife. She was my roommate though, at the begining.

I'm thinking you're one of the undesired.

[unforgivably]

You should be thrilled she wants nothing to do with me, then.

[caputium]

Why should I be thrilled?

[unforgivably]

If you were worried I had it out for her. You're her friend.

[caputium]

Katherine wanting nothing to do with you doesn't negate you from having it out for her.

[unforgivably]

Hm. You're right. I still don't have it out for her. She's beyond me. Literally. I'm ancient history.