Given the circumstances, it's understandable. ( he has no semblance of experience with this aside from the gray area they all navigate in being here, meeting their quotas, and pretending they aren't being forced into relations. he can't speak for the comments, he's not going to tell caitlin what she should be doing. )
It's okay. It happens apparently. My statement stands. If you need company or someone to be a lookout while you smash stuff in a warehouse, I'll be there. Whatever else you might need that I can offer.
[ an automated response to a solicitation of sex. sorry caitlin. ]
Hi, this is Oliver's wife. He's very flattered, but not interested at this time. When we do decide to hold interviews for a possible threesome, we'll consider this your official application.
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Do you need anything?
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[ she considers his question. if she realized who she is talking to, she might have been a little more measured with the answer. ]
A nice bed to crawl into to forget things for a while.
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( if that's possible? )
I think Felicity might have a strong objection to that. But I'm happy to crash on the couch if you need a girls' night.
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Shit.
I didn't mean to send you this message. I'm so sorry.
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( after a minute. )
It's okay. It happens apparently. My statement stands. If you need company or someone to be a lookout while you smash stuff in a warehouse, I'll be there. Whatever else you might need that I can offer.
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You've been here a lot longer than me though. You could tell me whether this is normal or something to worry about.
@overwatch
Hi, this is Oliver's wife. He's very flattered, but not interested at this time. When we do decide to hold interviews for a possible threesome, we'll consider this your official application.
Regards,
Felicity Smoak-Queen
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Felicity, I'm sorry! You know I wouldn't knowingly proposition Oliver.
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I told you to bring the cat.
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( NOT HERE )
( NOT A RESPONSE )