Or to suss out where the real insubordinate people are meeting. [ he doubts that those that have experience are stupid enough to communicate on these devices but the younger people — the ones that haven't lost enough, killed enough, been broken down completely — are too bold for their own good. ] It could be anything.
[ yeah, there are worse things than nudes. at least it's a good photo? ]
You caught me. My opinion of you is entirely based on appearance. We wouldn't be talking right now if you weren't a 10. [ he went to doucheschool, okay. he can rock this. ]
I just hope it doesn't lead to anyone getting in serious trouble. [ because she can handle herself and the consequences she bears for choosing to rebel, but it gets trickier for her when seemingly innocent people start stirring up shit.
there's only so much reach she has to protect them. ]
Lucky for you, I've been told I rank at least a 11.5. [ good thing she knows you're faking it, oliver. ]
You and me both, partner. [ case in point: now even more people know what her ass looks like, so maybe she should just resign herself to the possibility of more of that getting out. at least she doesn't keep any of her worst secrets in the cloud. ]
Okay. The truth? [ so far this has been a light running joke. well-intended, playful. ( and she's probably still messing around but be honest shines a new light and holds him accountable. ] It's the dimples.
[ oh. well, she has one or two go-to body parts that she tends to fall back on most often in terms of bragging on herself, but that's not one she necessarily gets feedback for all that often.
(he could've said ass.) ]
You caught me. They're the secret weapon. Gotten me out of more speeding tickets than I can count.
Okay, that's not entirely true, but wouldn't it be great if it was and I could deploy them at will?
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[ but whatever, it could be worse than a few half-naked selfies tossed out there. ]
Are you sure you're not saying that just because you've seen what I look like without pants on?
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[ yeah, there are worse things than nudes. at least it's a good photo? ]
You caught me. My opinion of you is entirely based on appearance. We wouldn't be talking right now if you weren't a 10. [ he went to doucheschool, okay. he can rock this. ]
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there's only so much reach she has to protect them. ]
Lucky for you, I've been told I rank at least a 11.5. [ good thing she knows you're faking it, oliver. ]
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[ he'll fight because it's the one thing he can do. ]
Don't sell yourself short. You could pull a 12 for your baseline.
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It's the hair, isn't it? Be honest.
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[ sorry, was he supposed to say ass? ]
But the hair's nice, too.
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(he could've said ass.) ]
You caught me. They're the secret weapon. Gotten me out of more speeding tickets than I can count.
Okay, that's not entirely true, but wouldn't it be great if it was and I could deploy them at will?