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[caputium]

𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞: 𝐨.𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 — ̶̛̦͈̟̯͇́̃͗̆͢ư̶̶̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢s̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢ĕ̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢r̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢n̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢ă̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢m̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢ĕ̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢:̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢ ̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢ă̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢r̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢r̶̶̛̛͇̯̟͈̦̦͈̟̯͇̆͗̃́́̃͗̆͢͢ơ̶͇̯̟͈̦̆͗̃́͢w̶̛͇̯̟͈̦̆͗̃́͢

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[earps]

You and me both, partner. [ case in point: now even more people know what her ass looks like, so maybe she should just resign herself to the possibility of more of that getting out. at least she doesn't keep any of her worst secrets in the cloud. ]

It's the hair, isn't it? Be honest.

[caputium]

Okay. The truth? [ so far this has been a light running joke. well-intended, playful. ( and she's probably still messing around but be honest shines a new light and holds him accountable. ] It's the dimples.

[ sorry, was he supposed to say ass? ]

But the hair's nice, too.

[earps]

[ oh. well, she has one or two go-to body parts that she tends to fall back on most often in terms of bragging on herself, but that's not one she necessarily gets feedback for all that often.

(he could've said ass.) ]

You caught me. They're the secret weapon. Gotten me out of more speeding tickets than I can count.

Okay, that's not entirely true, but wouldn't it be great if it was and I could deploy them at will?